PRODUCTION ASSISTANCE BY BOO
DITHERING BY WGE
SANYO BY SLEX


SPIKES

ARROGANCE AND MISINFORMATION BRED PESTILENCE AND DESOLATION. UNPRECEDENTED STRESS. MISREPRESENTED DEATHS. NO AMOUNT OF BREADBAKING CAN EASE A RACIST MESS WITH BENEVOLENCE IN SHORT SUPPLY. NEED PPE? MAYBE CHECK YOUR PARTY LINE? FINE. WE GOT LYNCHING IN THE STREET AND INFECTEDS MELTING IN THE HEAT. DERISION. DIVISION. RIGHT WING NUTTER’S SISTER’S FEET. SPIKES. IT’S AN AIRBORNE BLOOD CLOT DUMMY PIG POP POP PRONING IN A HOSPITAL IF YOU SUPPLY YOUR OWN COT. REDNECK STREET SWEEP. TRAVEL PORN WEEP SKEET. VENTILATOR BLUES IF YOU CAN’T AFFORD DELIVERY. SPIKES. SOME FISCALLY PROGRESSIVE IDEA FOR CONSERVATIVE WEALTH? STIMULATE 25 BONES FOR EVERY PROUD BOY SCALP.



MET(FORMING)

YOU KNOW THE VENIAL HUMOR OF PERENNIAL DOOMERS? WELL Y’ALL CHECK OUT THE SIZE OF MY CRANIAL TUMOR. HE’S 5X5 AND DOESN’T OWN A COMPUTER BUT I LET HIM BORROW MINE. COMPILES WACK SENATORIAL BLOOPER REELS AND EXISTS ON UBERED HAPPY MEALS. WON’T WASTE A DROP ON IDLE FEELS UNLESS YOU COSPLAY CAMMY. I KNOW HE BEAT DS IN A DAY AND HALF AND IF YOU DOUBT THE CLAIM THERE’S WORK FOR THE MATH. HE’S A PARRYING PRO BUT A SORRY EMPATH. I MAY AS WELL JUST LET HIM HAVE IT. GROAN. BLOAT. CREAK. CROAK. SIT. ROT. AND EAT WHAT MIGHT FALL OFF. I PLANNED TO GET AHEAD IN GARDENING BUT HVAC BEGS NO PARDONING. WHEN IT’S 72°F VS EVERYTHING HE’S GONNA WATCH SOME CRETIN TWERK. NO DOUBT A SHAMEFUL ACT AS THINGS GET WORSE. ANOTHER BUD IN ANOTHER HEARSE. AND GRANDMA BIT ANOTHER NURSE SO I BOUGHT MY LUMP A DODGERS CAP. GROAN. BLOAT. CREAK. CROAK. SIT. ROT. AND EAT WHAT MIGHT FALL OFF.



CELLMATE

I’M YOUR CELLMATE IN OUR ETERNITY HELLSCAPE AND I REALLY DO APPRECIATE THE COMPANY. YOU MUST NOT HATE MINE TO DEATH BECAUSE YOU HAVEN’T STUCK ME YET OR EVEN TRIED TO SMOTHER ME ASLEEP IN BED. OUR SENTENCES MAY NOT BE SO BAD AFTER ALL. DOMESTIC EUPHORIA WITHIN PRISON WALLS. ALL OTHER PATHS MUST BE FORSAKEN: MAFIA, BROTHERHOOD, NATION. YOU AND ME THICKEST OF THIEVES ALLEGIANT JUST TO LOVE.



FACEMASK

FILTER OUT THE INGRATES NOW WHOSE APATHETIC DUMDUM CLOUDS HAVE CREPT TOO CLOSE TO NOSE AND MOUTH. ENOUGH. ENOUGH. ENOUGH. ENOUGH. ENOUGH. MAKE THEM DIE AN AWFUL DEATH. BE ABSOLUTE AND UNREPENTANT. SMOTHER THEM MY SNOWFLAKE COMRADES. KILL. KILL. KILL. KILL. KILL. KILL. KILL. KILL. YOU NEED A FACE MASK ON. IT NOT ONLY HELPS STOP THE SPREAD OF COMMUNICABLE VIRUSES AND DISEASES BUT IT ALSO HELPS STOP THE SPREAD OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING MUG TO THE REST OF US.



POPES, QUEENS, WINGS AND THINGS

RECALL GLOBAL PEACE AND HARMONY BACK WHEN WAYNE DROPPED THE CARTER III AND EVERYBODY RODE ON THAT SAME WAVE FOR A WEEK. SINCERE ENOUGH FOR MIDDLING HOPE NOW LOOSELY WRAPPED IN AWFUL JOKES. ALLOW ME TO SUBMIT “2020: THE YEAR PUNKS BROKE.” I WANT YOU TO THINK MORE CLEARLY ABOUT THE PANGS WE COVET SO DEARLY. NOSTALGIA’S THE DEVIL AND I’VE GOT A WINN DIXIE BAG FULL OF ALL HIS OLD BULLSHIT. YOU THINK WE’LL BE PINING FOR QUARANTINE TIME WHEN THE NEXT BAG OF AIR GETS ELECTED? NOW I WANT YOU TO THINK MORE CLEARLY ABOUT THE PANGS WE COVET SO DEARLY.